Drenchers - 3 Reviews

Diet death. That is what in encased in this bottle. It is chock full of tons of things that are good for you, and that probably wouldn't taste all that bad, but then it's completely overloaded with sucralose. I've learned to accept sucralose in moderation, but it's so prevalent in this drink that I just can't handle it. It definitely has a grape and apple taste, but that stupid artificial sweetener gets in there and just messes it all up for everyone. Well everyone that has taste buds. On top of all that it is a neon teal color that has nothing to do with either of the fruits represented. It actually looks like toxic waste, just the way it tastes.

What is the deal with sucralose? Why is it the worst sweetener this world has ever seen? Less that 1% of this beverage is sucralose, yet it has overthrown the rest of the flavors in the bottle. I hate hate hate hate HATE IT!

This started off strange enough. It's called "Pomegranate Berry" so that is what I thought I was getting into. As soon as I took a sip I knew something was amiss. A quick check of the ingredients informed me that there are actually more vegetables than fruit in this juice. I'm all for vegetables, but when you're not expecting them it's a bit off putting. It's really just the tomato paste that threw me for a loop. So here you have a blend of fruits and vegetables, that really tastes heavy on the vegetable side, and then sucralose shows it's ugly face and completely ruins everything. I know this is a diet drink, and I'm not saying they should have added cane sugar or anything like that. What I am saying is that I think this juice could have stood by itself without any added sweetener, but American's are dumb and need everything overly sweet.

Oh dude. Good game. I can't believe that you dunked on that one kid. He was easily a foot and a half taller than you. You and I should get Joey and start a team and play in the Gus Macker tournament next week. We just have to find a way to raise $160. Why do you need to pay to play a game? It's not like they don't have giant sponsors for every city. They're making the world a better place to live by charging kids $160 to play a game. What a ripoff. Whatever. We'll sell some candy bars for a month or something so we can play basketball. You thirsty? Alright, let me see what my mom bought when she was at the grocery store. Want to have some tropical passion? Yeah I bet you do. What? What do you mean it's weird? What's weird about passionfruit? It doesn't taste like passion fruit? Let me see that. Oh, that is weird. What's in this it tastes like...there are carrots in this. It's a little diety...and that's because there is sucralose in it. I'll take this, you can look for something else. I'll try to work my way down it. It gets a little better but it tastes more like diet carrots now that I know what's in this. Next time you can make the drink decisions. I'm going shopping with my mom next time for times just like this. What do you mean you don't want to be on my team anymore? Because of this? Dude, seriously? We've been friends for like eight years. Over juice? Really? Whatever, you can't shoot threes.