Gordon's Fine Cream Soda Black Cherries 'N' Cream

Is this supposed to be some kind of a joke? Did one of you turds replace my soda with cough syrup? This has the smallest amount of carbonation I have ever experienced in a soda. It's to the point where I had to think about whether or not it actually was carbonated. As far as the flavor goes it starts off tasting like a semi-decent black cherry pop, but as soon as you swallow it's nothing but medicinal. I had less than five sips of this and then I couldn't drink anymore because of the cough medicineness of it all. Ugh.