Insane Clown Posse Spazmatic!

Today Dan, Tony and myself took a day trip up to Toronto to visit Soda Pop Central, which is the largest soda pop store in Canada. It was incredible we got a little out of control and spent way too much money on way too much pop. Afterward we stopped by Toronto for some veggie dogs from a street vendor (50 Toppings Guy for those in the know) and some other great veggie food.

On the way home we decided to open up this can of ICP "Energy Sauce" as it's called on the can. We had a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. It is a self-proclaimed can of "Frothy, Freaky Frosty, Refreshing Energy Freshness Can of Shazam!" How can anyone take that seriously? We drank it down and the laughter fell into a comfortable silence. The other two were staring out their widows while I was looking straight ahead as I drove. After a couple of minutes I hear Tony yell "What the hell!" I look over and he's in full clown face paint! I look to the back seat to get confirmation from Dan that this is in fact happening and he too is all painted up! From the look on their faces I quickly ascertained that I also had face paint on. We then noticed that absolutely terrible hip-hop about beating up rednecks and spreading love to "my ninjas" was playing out of the stereo. It was a truly terrifying experience. We had suddenly become Juggalos! We were in fact "Down with the clown." We tried to scrub it off, but it wouldn't go anywhere. After a couple hours it eventually faded away and Smashing Pumpkins came back on the stereo. Beware to all who want to try this drink. It is more powerful than you would ever expect.

Oh yeah it tastes like Red Bull with way more sugar added. Woot! Woot!