Derek Neuland

Derek Neuland - 489 Reviews

After 4 years, 6 cavities, and 2 pulled teeth, Derek has decided to hang up the bottle opener. You can keep up with his (mostly) sugar-free writing and photography at derekneuland.com.

Olde Brooklyn Coney Island Cream Soda

Olde Brooklyn Coney Island Cream Soda
I had high expectations for this cream soda. I'd be lying if I said this didn't have to do with the drawing of a bridge on the bottle. Why do I think good packaging equals a tasty beverage? I have no clue.

Sadly, this isn't as good as I thought it would be. It has a nice vanilla flavor, but the after taste is pretty bland. While not the worst cream soda, definitely not something I'd go out of my way to buy again.
Rating
🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
Categories
Soda Pop
Company
Olde BrooklynWebsite
Country
United States
Sweetener
Cane Sugar
Author
Derek Neuland on 12/24/10, 11:32 AM
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Rice Dream Rice Nog

Rice Dream Rice Nog
One of the things I miss most about being vegan is eggnog. I used to drink it straight from the carton. I loved how thick and delicious it was. I'm glad every year there seems to be more non-dairy eggnogs available. This one, made with rice milk, isn't my favorite. It has a decent "nog" taste. It's not overloaded with nutmeg, which is good. But rice milk isn't my favorite alt-milk, so it's a little to thin for my taste. But if you prefer a light eggnog, this is the drink for you.
Rating
🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
Categories
Milk
Company
Rice DreamWebsite
Country
United States
Sweetener
Evaporated Cane Juice
Author
Derek Neuland on 11/19/10, 4:23 PM
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Columbia Gorge Meyer Ginger Lemonade

Columbia Gorge Meyer Ginger Lemonade
Lemonade and ginger= two things I love. I've never had a bad drink from Columbia Gorge, and this did not break the streak. The lemonade is really sweet and refreshing, but then comes the ginger. The ginger sneaks up on your taste buds like a ninja, quick and strong. It makes for a great combination that is a pleasure to drink.
Rating
🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
Categories
Lemonade and Ginger
Company
Columbia GorgeWebsite
Country
United States
Sweetener
Agave Syrup
Author
Derek Neuland on 10/24/10, 9:04 PM
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Fever-Tree Premium Ginger Beer

Fever-Tree Premium Ginger Beer
It's a deep burn! It's so deep! I can barely lift my right arm!

While Ron Burgundy wasn't drinking ginger beer in that scene, he probably would have said the same thing after drinking some of this. I knew i was in for a good ginger beer when there was a good amount of ginger settled to the bottom of the bottle. On top of that, the 2nd ingredient in this is ginger root, not ginger extract like a lot of ginger beer uses.

So like I said, this burn is strong, and lasts a long time. Even after you take a sip, you can still feel it burning inside your stomach. My lips are even a little tingly. This is definitely the most intense ginger beer I've had in a while. Even though the bottle is only 6.8 oz, it's hard to drink it in one sitting. It has a decent taste on top of the burn as well.

Now if you will excuse me, I have to drink a gallon of water to put out the fire in my stomach.
Rating
🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
Categories
Soda Pop and Ginger
Company
Fever-TreeWebsite@FeverTreeMixers
Country
England
Sweetener
Cane Sugar
Author
Derek Neuland on 10/22/10, 11:35 PM
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Blue Sky Natural Soda Cream Soda

Blue Sky Natural Soda Cream Soda
This is a damn fine can of cream soda! It's exactly how i like my cream soda: light and creamy. Since it's made with sugar (instead of high fructose corn syrup), it's not overloaded with a sugary taste. It may have been just my perception being off, but this can seemed to be carbonated way more than I'm used to. I was burping after the second sip. While it's not the best cream soda I've ever had, it's definitely in the top 10.
Rating
🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾
Categories
Soda Pop
Company
Blue SkyWebsite@blueskysoda
Country
United States
Sweetener
Real Sugar
Author
Derek Neuland on 10/21/10, 11:49 PM
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Oogave Mandarin Key Lime

Oogave Mandarin Key Lime
When I get a soda that is supposed to be fruit flavor, I expect it to be the dominating flavor. This, sadly, was not the case this time. I am a big fan of mandarin oranges and key lime flavored things, but this barely tasted like that. While the lime taste was there, it more tasted like a lemon lime soda with a hint of mandarin orange. It's not that it tasted bad (because it was good), it just wasn't as much of the mandarin key lime flavor that I expected it to have.
Rating
🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃
Categories
Soda Pop
Company
OogaveWebsite@Oogave
Country
United States
Sweetener
Organic Agave Nectar
Author
Derek Neuland on 10/20/10, 6:13 PM
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Viso StrawKey

Viso StrawKey
My first experience with Viso was this summer at the Portland Zine Symposium. Viso was kind enough to donate 50 cases of their products to the 2 day zine fest. Seeing as I was one of the organizers and barely slept that weekend, Viso's energy drinks were what kept me going.

I picked this bottle up at the store thinking it was an energy drink. To my surprise, it wasn't. The bottle labels it as a dietary supplement, but it's sorta like Vitamin Water. This thing is loaded with vitamins (12 to be exact) plus minerals, calcium, and a whole lot more. On top of that, it's an organic drink and is a local company to Portland.

As far as taste goes, I'm not crazy about it. It doesn't go down really smooth. While I can taste the strawberry and key lime, immediately after there's a strong bitter after taste. After drinking a few sips of it, there's a thick feeling in the back of my throat that makes it hard to swallow. I've had this same thing happen with every flavor I've tasted, so perhaps there's something in it that's making my throat do that.

I know a lot of people in Portland love this drink, but I can't really get into it. While it's a good company and a super healthy drink, it just doesn't taste good to me.
Rating
🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃
Categories
Sports/Dietary Supplement
Company
VisoWebsite@DrinkVISO
Country
United States
Sweetener
Organic Cane Sugar
Author
Derek Neuland on 10/19/10, 3:50 PM
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Powerade ION4 Sour Melon

Powerade ION4 Sour Melon
When I was in high school, I drank Powerade almost every day because it was the only thing besides water in the vending machines before 1pm. I know a lot of people hate the taste, but I don't mind it at all.

Nowadays, I only drink Powerade (or Gatorade) when I'm sick. I made an exception today because I am a big fan of sour drinks so I had to try this. While it does have a slight sour flavor, it's definitely not as strong as I hoped it would be. When I drink/eat something sour I want my lips to pucker. Sadly this didn't happen.

Also, this really doesn't taste like melon. It might be the color that's throwing my taste buds off, but it tastes more like green apple to me. Overall it's a decent drink, and probably the best Powerade flavor I've ever had. It's super refreshing and makes me feel like I should be playing kickball at the park with a bunch of my friends.
Rating
🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃
Categories
Sports/Dietary Supplement
Company
PoweradeWebsite@POWERADE
Country
United States
Sweetener
High Fructose Corn Syrup
Author
Derek Neuland on 10/13/10, 11:04 PM
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Oogave Cola

Oogave Cola
I was a little skeptical at first to drink a cola sweetened with agave. After the first sip, my worries were gone. This is a really good soda. The cola taste is really crisp. And since it has agave in it instead of sugar or HFCS, it doesn't taste like sugar water. It does have a slight cola bite in the after taste, but goes down really smooth. For people who don't normally like cola due to the bite and sugar overload, give this a try. Also, like most natural cola's this has no caffeine. I wish more soda companies would try using agave instead of sugar.

While I have never encountered a cola that wasn't vegan, it was nice that Oogave notes that it is right on the bottle.
Rating
🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃
Categories
Soda Pop
Company
OogaveWebsite@Oogave
Country
United States
Sweetener
Organic Agave Nectar
Author
Derek Neuland on 10/12/10, 6:42 PM
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Crater Lake Soda Root Beer

Crater Lake Soda Root Beer
This is what I call a damn good bottle of root beer! It's exactly how I like my root beer: creamy, smooth, and lots of flavor. There was just the right about of traditional root beer bite too. On top of it, this is a local soda so that's a big plus.
Rating
🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
Categories
Root Beer and Soda Pop
Company
Crater Lake SodaWebsite
Country
United States
Sweetener
Pure Cane Sugar
Author
Derek Neuland on 10/12/10, 1:53 PM
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Old Jamaica Ginger Beer

Old Jamaica Ginger Beer
Am I the only one who expects ginger beer to destroy them, only to be let down? Maybe I'm picking the wrong ginger beers. Flavor-wise, Old Jamaica makes a great ginger beer. It's far from bland, and was a pleasure to drink. But sadly, it went down smooth without much of a ginger bite. If you like a slight ginger taste but don't like to be over powered by it, this is for you. Myself, I'm still searching for a ginger beer that will kick my ass.
Rating
🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛
Categories
Soda Pop and Ginger
Company
Old JamaicaWebsite
Country
Jamaica
Sweetener
Sugar
Author
Derek Neuland on 10/12/10, 1:33 PM
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Hansen's Natural Cane Soda Cherry Vanilla Creme

Hansen's Natural Cane Soda Cherry Vanilla Creme
I bought an 8 pack of this on a whim because they were on sale and it looked like a flavor I'd love. I don't usually take chances when I buy more than a 4 pack, but I am so glad I did this time. Unlike the last soda from Hansen's I tried, this one is full of flavor! Each sip tastes different than the last. Sometimes it tastes like cream soda with a strong vanilla taste and a hint of cherry. Other times it tastes like a creamy cherry vanilla soda. This soda is delicious and goes down so smooth.
Rating
🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃
Categories
Soda Pop
Company
Hansen'sWebsite@HansensNatural
Country
United States
Sweetener
Sugar
Author
Derek Neuland on 10/12/10, 1:26 PM
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Frezco Classic Pops Lime

Frezco Classic Pops Lime
When I first tasted this, I was disappointed that it was flat. I double-checked to make sure it was supposed to be carbonated. When I confirmed this, I also noticed something else on the bottle: the expiration date. Usually I don't bother to check the drink by date on soda, but after this I might. I can understand a shop owner keeping a drink in the cooler a couple months after it expires, but I don't understand how they can keep a bottle for over FOUR YEARS past it's expiration date. Yup. The expiration date on this bottle is March 1, 2006. No wonder it's not carbonated anymore.

It's a shame to because I was excited about this drink. I don't see many lime sodas. And this is from Fiji, a place I've never had a soda from before. Plus, it has a great tag line: The Real Thirst TERMINATOR.

Now you're probably wondering how it tasted, right? Actually, it's not that bad. You know those 1-gallon jugs of "orange flavored drink" you can buy at the grocery store for a couple dollars? This tastes like a "lime flavored drink". I hope I can find a fresh bottle of this because it has promise.
Rating
🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
Categories
Soda Pop
Company
FrezcoWebsite
Country
Fiji
Sweetener
Cane Sugar
Author
Derek Neuland on 10/8/10, 12:50 AM
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Odwalla Summertime Lime

Odwalla Summertime Lime
I must tip my hat to the person/people who named this drink because it's very fitting. I wish I had tried this drink sooner because it would be perfect on a hot day. It's a very refreshing drink. I'm a big fan of limeade and have drunk some really awful ones in the past. This was not the case at all. Drinking this bottle was so pleasurable that I almost forgot to take notes as I was drinking it. This is one of the best limeades I have ever tasted.
Rating
🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃
Categories
Lemonade and Juice
Company
OdwallaWebsite@odwalla
Country
United States
Sweetener
Organic Evaporated Cane Juice
Author
Derek Neuland on 10/7/10, 2:20 PM
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Waialua Soda Works Pineapple

Waialua Soda Works Pineapple
I was expecting for more of a pineapple flavor with this soda. Sadly, it's a very mild flavor. It doesn't taste bad, and it's definitely sweet enough. If this had a stronger pineapple flavor I'm sure I would love this, but it tastes too bland for me.
Rating
🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃
Categories
Soda Pop
Company
Waialua Soda WorksWebsite@WaialuaSoda
Country
United States
Sweetener
Cane Sugar and Maui Natural White Cane Sugar
Author
Derek Neuland on 10/5/10, 3:48 PM
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Dad's Old Fashioned Root Beer

Dad's Old Fashioned Root Beer
I'm sure I've had Dad's Root Beer before, but i couldn't remember how it was. For some reason I have always lumped Dad's together with A&W and Barq's, aka bland root beer. I must say that this is not the case. Dad's is really smooth to drink, with just the right heavy taste to it.

Every sip tastes like I'm sitting next to a stream, fishing with my Dad. I'm not sure if that's a subliminal message due to the name of the company, or just a memory I have drinking root beer with my dad while fishing, or maybe both, who knows.

All that aside, this is a good root beer. Not the best, but far from the worst.
Rating
🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾
Categories
Root Beer and Soda Pop
Company
Dad'sWebsite@ilovedads
Country
United States
Sweetener
Cane Sugar
Author
Derek Neuland on 10/5/10, 2:09 PM
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Oogave Root Beer

Oogave Root Beer
I'm always excited when I try something sweetened with something other than sugar. Oogave uses agave nectar to sweeten their sodas. While it's definitely preferred to HFCS, I wouldn't say it's better than cane sugar. This root beer was good, but not amazing. It had a very mild root beer flavor, one of the lightest root beer's I've ever had. So much so that it tasted like cola with a root beer after taste. I doubt I'll ever pick up this root beer again, but I'd like to try other sodas Oogave has to offer before I dismiss agave nectar in soda.
Rating
🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛
Categories
Root Beer and Soda Pop
Company
OogaveWebsite@Oogave
Country
United States
Sweetener
Agave Nectar
Author
Derek Neuland on 10/4/10, 11:18 PM
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Empire Bottling Works Cola

Empire Bottling Works Cola
Whenever I drink a cola made with cane sugar, I am transported to a world where HFCS doesn't exist and every soda tastes great. But then after the bottle is finished, I come back to reality. Empire makes a damn good bottle of cola. It's really smooth, and there are hints of cream in it as if they mixed in a little cream soda. It's full of flavor, but not overwhelming. I wish more colas tasted this good.
Rating
🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛
Categories
Soda Pop
Company
Empire Bottling Works
Country
United States
Sweetener
Cane Sugar
Author
Derek Neuland on 10/4/10, 11:11 PM
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Jones Soda Blue Bubblegum

Jones Soda Blue Bubblegum
I love this soda because you get exactly what you're expecting. The drink is a great color of clear blue, and the bubblegum flavor is spot on. I've never had any other bubblegum flavored drink (are there any?), so it's impossible to compare this to others. This is one of my favorite flavors Jones makes. It's smooth, delicious, and I always want more after the bottle is empty.
Rating
🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛
Categories
Soda Pop
Company
JonesWebsite@jonessodaco
Country
United States
Sweetener
Inverted Cane Sugar
Author
Derek Neuland on 10/4/10, 9:30 PM
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Amazake Rice Shake Tiger Chai

Amazake Rice Shake Tiger Chai
Whenever I see a new vegan milkshake, I feel the need to try it. I have never had a milkshake made with rice milk before, but when I saw this was chai flavored I had to try it. Sadly, it doesn't have a strong chai taste to it. It mostly taste like almonds and nutmeg. The consistency is really good, not too thin and not too thick. While I'm not crazy about this flavor, it shows promise for the other flavors Amazake offers.
Rating
🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
Categories
Milkshake and Iced Tea
Company
AmazakeWebsite@amazake_mochi
Country
United States
Sweetener
Naturally Sweetened
Author
Derek Neuland on 10/4/10, 3:32 PM
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